What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like

But this is not

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

Deuteronomy 17

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your going to be alright just relax

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like religions.

What did one boob say to the other boob

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Maybe leave out

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?